Just A Funny Joke

Posted in Motivation By admin on September 2nd, 2008

I have heard that laughing is good for health so I have an idea to make you healthy. Lets celebrate Laughing Week n see if our health improves. But how to laugh without any reason? Read the following n u will laugh without any reason. Trust me.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.

COMMITING SUICIDE

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes

along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks

“kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?”

Sardarji replies “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun”

Gurvinder is standing on platform no. 1 waiting for his train to arrive. There is an anouncement “Passengers to kindly note …

Train no 2304 KV Express from New Delhi will be arriving shortly on platform no. 1″

Hearing this he gets panicky .. immediately picked up his baggage, jumped on to the railway track and stood there.

Girlfriend –

Once ! A sardar called his girlfriend and said “Darling, come home, no one’s at my house.” When his girlfriend reaches his house, she finds it locked.

A policeman pulled a Surd over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Surd : No, but wherever it is, it must be bad ’cause all the people were leaving.

Smiling is infectious,

You catch it like the flu.

When someone smiled at me today,

I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner,

and someone saw my grin.

When he smiled I realized,

I’d passed it to him.

I thought about that smile,

then I realized its worth.

A single smile just like mine,

could travel the earth.